- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's funnier than 24? 25.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

minorities

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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