Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Jesus wept.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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