American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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