- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

the NAACP

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

If life gives you lemonade.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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