- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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