- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why did the black guy die? cancer

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Women's rights.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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