What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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