- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What is green and slow Grass.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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