Justin beiber's penis

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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don't just stand there

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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