- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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