It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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