Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

once upon a time, it snowed

What black and has children A black man

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

woman's rights

fridge

Nothing. He made it home safely.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why so serious ?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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