roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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