- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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