- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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