You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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