- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Long joke Your such a downey

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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