- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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