- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Sloths

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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