A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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