- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Wolfjob.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Peas

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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