why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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