Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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