- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black's career.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Fine, ladies first.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

you give like i give lomain

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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