Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

i killed my family

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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