- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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