Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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