- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

roses are red violets are indigo

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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