How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Knock knock *open*

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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