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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Feminism

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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