- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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