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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.