Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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