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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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