- Anti Joke

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Im cute hehehee

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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