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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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