Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

13 =B you just learned something

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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