what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

12 niqqa 12.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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