- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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