- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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