Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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A jew enters a mall.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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