why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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