Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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