What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Jews

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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