Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

poop.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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