- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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