What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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