- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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