what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock knock knock OCD

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

PENIS

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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