- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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