- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Fine, ladies first.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

you give like i give lomain

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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