How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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