- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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John lazzaro likes dick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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