- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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