- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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