- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't jokes spit?

you will like this because i am black.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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