- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak