- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A black man walks out of a police station

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Badabing.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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