Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Bob Saget

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What is my name? I dont know

What does? 42

Llamaworm

The Qur'an

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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