how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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