- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

womans having rights.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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