what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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This is a joke.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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alex is cool

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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justin beiber sucks

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Fart

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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