You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Horse.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A van drives into a car.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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