- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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