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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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