- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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