Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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