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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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