What's the new green? Green

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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I literally died laughing

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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