- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

AIDS

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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