- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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