So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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