- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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