- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

burn baby burn your nanas burning

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

my wife out of the kitchen

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black man? A person

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