Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

You know whats funny Aids

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

homosexual

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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