- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Knock knock open

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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