- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anthony sucks

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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