What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What's your guys names?

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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