Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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poopy is poopy

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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