- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Jews

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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