- Anti Joke

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

How do you make a little girl cry?

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race