Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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