- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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