- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Charlie Sheen is winning

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Soccer...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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