- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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