- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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