- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

i had sex.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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